Thursday, July 4, 2013

COMICAL CORNER #5 - FUNNY CATS (ii)


Well there was just too much on the Internet for one week of Funny Cats so here's part two :-)

So we started with a very dramatic Cat last week that walked on its hind legs in fright.



This week we have a dramatic cat straight out of a soap opera.

When that dramatic music plays, that classic soapy head turn and those dramatic all-eye expressions were the key to suspense and intrigue.

DRAMATIC CAT


Now there were many who concurred that we all love Grumpy Cat who has been linked to all kinds of other entities in its Internet saturation. For example...






A Presidential Grumpy Family Photo












A Grumpy Korean Pop Star


















And my personal favourite - a very Royal Grump



But Grumpy Cat is really a female cat called Tardar Sauce - No wonder she is grumpy.

Now for video number two!




This week's final video is that amazing stationary Stealth Cat.

In this clip the spooky theme from Jaws is attached to give it that extra flair. Can you see the puss move?

STEALTH CAT



Hope you enjoyed another week of kool kitties.

But sadly sometimes a really good photo of a cat is ruined by those who can't behave properly.



See you next week for some more laughs.

J G S

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

GRIPE NIGHT #17 - BETRAYAL


One thing I cannot stand is witnessing or being subject to betrayal.

When trust is given to an ally or friend or family member and is not only unappreciated but actually used as a way to bring about your demise, it is one of the worst features of human nature.

Why do we betray people? Why do we take advantage of the trust given so freely to us?

Is it human nature of the common variety or are those who conduct themselves freely in this fashion just  the scum of human kind?

Whether in love, or sport or the battle, whether in the workplace or in your social circles, betrayal is only one simple action away and is always manifested in the ones we expect it from the least.

For some betrayal comes after prolonged exposure to the hatred or annoyance of another being, for others it is a reflex knee jerk reaction to a simple act.

But how do we control betrayal? How do we decide when it's time to go that extra mile and annihilate?

Betrayal or backstabbing is the breaking or violation of a presumptive contract, trust, or confidence that produces moral and psychological conflict within a relationship amongst individuals, between organizations or between individuals and organizations. 

Often betrayal is the act of supporting a rival group, or it is a complete break from previously decided upon or presumed norms by one party from the others. 

Someone who betrays others is commonly called a traitor or betrayer.

I witnessed a very low form of betrayal today and it was an ugly side of some one's character to see. But how fortunate to see a snake's true form and live to tell the tale. 

This makes you appreciate and value the true friendship you see in those you have chosen over the years to make up your life companions.

Those who betray will get what's coming.

J G S

SYDNEY INSIGHTS #17 - STADIUM AUSTRALIA


STADIUM AUSTRALIA is the scene of some of the greatest Australian sporting events of the 21st Century.

But this name is long since forgotten for this venue as naming rights have been sold a couple of times now and it has been known better by other names.

Currently it is known as ANZ STADIUM but has also previously been known as TELSTRA STADIUM.

STADIUM AUSTRALIA is a multi-purpose stadium located in the Sydney Olympic Park, west of Sydney in Homebush Bay.

The stadium was completed in March 1999 at a cost of A$690 million to host the 2000 Summer Olympics. Every year since the stadium was built, the New South Wales rugby league team's home games in the State of Origin series have been played there as well as the annual National Rugby League grand final. ANZ Stadium also hosted the 2003 Rugby World Cup finals and Bledisloe Cup matches as well as regular Sydney Swans and Greater Western Sydney Giants AFL matches.

The stadium was originally built to temporarily hold 110,000 spectators, making it the largest Olympic Stadium ever built as well as the largest stadium in Australia. In 2003 reconfiguration work was completed to shorten the north and south wings, and install movable seating. These changes reduced the capacity to 83,500 for a rectangular field and 82,500 for an oval field (making it the second largest stadium in Australia, after the Melbourne Cricket Ground). Awnings were also added over the North and South stands, which means that now most of the seating is under cover. The stadium was also engineered along sustainable lines for example with the low use of steel in the roof structure in comparison to the Olympic stadiums of Athens and Beijing.

International Cricket made its debut at the venue on 1 February 2012 with an International Twenty20 cricket match between Australia and India.
The first sporting event held at the stadium was on 6 March 1999 when a then-record rugby league football crowd of 104,583 watched the NRL first round double-header, featuring Newcastle v Manly and Parramatta v St George Illawarra Dragons. The attendance broke the old record of 102,569 set at the Odsal Stadium in Bradford, England for the 1954 Challenge Cup Final replay between Warrington and Halifax.


The first musical act held at the newly built stadium was the Bee Gees consisting of Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb in March 1999. The band had embarked on what would be their final world tour as a group before the death of Maurice, the culmination of the tour ending in the newly built Olympic Stadium. The turnout crowd was 105,000+.
The stadium was not officially opened until June 1999 when the Australian National Soccer team played the FIFA All Stars. Australia won the match 3–2 in front of a crowd of 88,101. Stadium Australia also played host to the national side's historic playoff win over Uruguay in November 2005, a victory which granted Australia FIFA World Cup qualification for only the second time in the country's history. The event attracted a virtual capacity crowd of 82,698.
The 1999 Bledisloe Cup rugby union match between the Australian Wallabies and the New Zealand All Blacks attracted a then-world record rugby union crowd of 107,042. In 2000 this was bettered when an almost capacity crowd of 109,874 witnessed the All Blacks win over the Wallabies 39–35. 
On 7 August 1999, a National Football League (American Football) exhibition game called the American Bowl was played between the Denver Broncos and the San Diego Chargers, bringing home former Australian Football League player Darren Bennett, the Chargers' punter. The Broncos won the game 20–17 in front of 73,811 spectators. This was Australia's first, and currently only, American Bowl game.
The 1999 National Rugby League Grand Final, played on 26 September between the Melbourne Storm and the St George Illawarra Dragons, broke the rugby league world-record crowd previously set earlier in the season when 107,999 came to watch the Storm defeat the Dragons 20–18 to win their first NRL Premiership. 
During the 2000 Olympics, the evening track and field sessions on day 11 attracted 112,524 spectators on the night that Cathy Freeman won the Olympic Gold Medal for the Women's 400 metres. 
The opening ceremony for the 2000 Summer Olympics at the stadium completely sold out all 110,000 seats, while the highest attendance ever recorded was 114,714 during the closing ceremony of the same Games.
I myself enjoy heading out there 12 times a year as a member of the Bulldogs and watch 10 home games and 2 reciprocal away games against the Eels and the Rabbits.
A quick 5 minute train journey from Lidcombe station gets us to the precinct followed by a short walk to the stadium.
This Saturday night it will host one of the greatest nights of Rugby ever to be seen when the Wallabies take on the British and Irish Lions in the series decider of their Australian tour.
It's another sold out blockbuster, but Stadium Australia is no stranger to these huge spectacles.
J G S

Monday, July 1, 2013

NRL REVIEW ROUND 16




The Knights and the Bunnies were the big winners this weekend with both posting 30 point winning margins.

The Bunnies got theirs on Friday night when they smashed the Raiders 32-2. They are now 4 points clear and I'm sure they will now get the Minor Premiership.

The Saturday games saw closer margins but still very comprehensive wins. The Tigers were brilliant in the mud at Leichhardt and brought down the Premiers Melbourne in a big way 22-4. Later the Panthers held out a struggling Dragons side 25-10.

But Sunday saw the Knights triumph over the Titans in style 46-16. The Titans had been highly fancied and the Knight have been entirely inconsistent all year yet have now nabbed 8th spot on the ladder on for and against.

In what was for me the Match of the round, the Warriors kept their winning streak alive and pulled back the lead from a wayward pass by the Broncos to run the length of the field to score the winning try. the final score was 18-16 and it was a great game to watch.

Later that night the Cowboys beat the Sharks by a surprising 20 point margin but the game was mostly close till it blew out the end to a final score of 24-4. Not ready to say the Cowboys are back though.

Then finally tonight in a much anticipated game the Roosters fought a very physical fight with Manly and won 18-12 and saw them move into outright second place on the ladder. The Eagles certainly do play a rough game this year and were very physical in defence but it was their hapless attack that kept them out of the first half. There were some hideous head clashes and I think 4 players were out of the game because of them in the end including Daniel Mortimer.

Eels and Bulldogs had a rest this week and it was nice to give the nerves a rest for a week too.

Although this is a Rugby League blog, you can't ignore the awesome display of the Wallabies too on Saturday night. An inspiring 16-15 win keeping the Lions try less. Bring on Sydney this weekend!

So now the Ladder looks like this.... notice only 5 points separates 4th from 14th!

28 RABBITS
24 ROOSTERS
23 STORM
19 SEA EAGLES
18 TITANS
18 SHARKS
18 BULLDOGS
16 KNiGHTS
16 Panthers
16 Warriors
16 Raiders
14 Broncos
14 Cowboys
14 Tigers
12 Dragons
10 Eels

J G S





Sunday, June 30, 2013

WAAPA YEARBOOK #4


So after the week of orientation it was time for classes to begin.

When in First Year back then, we didn't have any performing opportunities that year. It was time to build on your skills and performance techniques without putting it into public performance.

But the Second Years and Third Years began rehearsing their first shows of the year in orientation week and once classes began they would rehearse them in the afternoons.

The first Waapa Musical Theatre production I saw was the Good Fight (pictured above) written by the late Nick Enright and David King and performed in the studio that would soon be named after Mr Enright. It was an example of where we were as a musical theatre nation, we were making shows about our own life stories and sometimes they became commercial successes and sometimes they remain artistic successes. The Good Fight continues to find an audience with newer productions and from what I can remember it certainly deserves it.

But as for us we were being introduced to the class regime and the lecturers who would see us through the whole year, and whole three years in many cases.

Now unfortunately for me I was a beginner at everything and so Level One for all classes meant that I would have these classes for the whole three years. If you were skilled enough and possessed previous qualifications to support this, you could skip a year or two of some classes and pass the final level or have the whole subject written off with another degree. The people that entered the course at this higher level were, in hindsight, the ones who excelled the most at Waapa and achieved earlier success in the industry.

For a Level Oner like me the subject that this was most important in this regard was Music. It was divided into three sections. Music Skills, Aural Skills and Keyboard Skills. Music Skills was simple Music Theory like you do in school about reading music and writing it and evaluating the terms and the language etc. Aural Skills was about training the ear to recognise pitch and also intervals which I found bloody hard to master. But Keyboard seemed very exciting at first to learn but when you saw all the pieces you had to work on before the next class, it became a hugely time consuming topic for me. I was putting in 8-10 hours a week on keyboard practise in first year and I still struggled with the prescribed "fingering" - let's not go there.

We all had to attend Dance Streaming that first week as well and by putting us through a few simple routines Jenny Lynnd our Dance Mistress was able to place us in the proper levels. In Dance you could begin at second or third level and simply repeat the level three as much as you had to. For me it was a goal to get to level 3 in all dance streams by third year. But you do have to pass the level to advance at the years end. Naturally I was put into level one for all three dance classes, Ballet, Jazz, and Tap.
We did a fourth dance class every week that was called Song and Dance, where you would work on the song as an ensemble and then work on the dance then put it together over a few weeks. The First and Second years combined to do this class together - which was a great way to get to work with the others who had already done a year of the course. Sometimes we would do a mock audition dance call.
I had a very memorable mock audition dance call when I was partnered with Mary Poppins herself and we won one of the dances which was a real highlight of the year for me.

But Music and Dance were only two strands of the course. There was also Acting and in first year we had two Acting Classes a week, two Voice Classes every week, and one Improvisation class every week with the magnificent Chrissy Best who was just brilliant as a nurturer and taught us how to be more generous as actors. Improv frightened me and advanced me in many ways and the atmosphere created in that room was probably the most comfortable I felt to be brave and make strong choices on the floor. I never seemed to have that when dealing with text, not sure why it was like that. Voice though was intimidating, it was everything I always feared about acting classes where you run around the room acting like a demented frog. The very first exercise was Cow and Tree, one person was the Cow, the other a Tree, and the Cow had to rub against the tree and vocalise the enjoyment it felt from the friction.

Yeah...

But there was still more, it was musical theatre so there was also singing and there were two lessons for this every week. Back then, as part of the course, you got a private one hour lesson with your acquired singing teacher, I had Roma Conway. To be honest I think she did more counselling than teaching singing as you tended to take advantage of the one on one rarity that it provided. Also, singing is so connected to your emotions, if you were going to have a break down, it was always going to happen in your singing lesson. I felt sorry for the girls who had to contend with all those chemical imbalances they frequently had to deal with at the same time as well. The other class was Song Rep, where the boys and girls were separated and worked with the head of Music Theatre David King on a song. I kinda didn't hit this class running and it took me a while to understand what it was we were achieving but we all had to learn the same song then one by one we would get up to sing it and sometimes you only did a little bit and sometimes a lot. Some songs were so hard for me, particularly if I couldn't go through it with my singing teacher and I would have to sit it out which was very embarrassing and disappointing.

Other than those classes we also had Dramatic Literature once a week, which would have been interesting if I was actually interested, and we also had Holistic voice where we gained tremendous information about the physicality of our vocal equipment and how things impact on it. Kris Moffat was our lecturer and she put up with a lot of very strange and naughty questions from our class members. One notorious question about the affects that 'deep-throating' had on the vocal folds was very awkward to sit through but extremely well handled by Kris, and hilarious in hindsight too might I add.

But that was pretty much it in First Year from what I can remember, though for half of the year we also had to attend a 3 hour lecture every Wednesday morning for a History of The Arts subject. It was what contributed to the course to make it a BA I guess. Sadly some were able to cheat in the final exam of the year to pass it but kudos to the student who sat for it honestly and failed the exam, only to return to sit it again and pass. Well done for keeping it real. I was happy I got through and didn't have to go through that again.

When I hear how most university students only have about 12 hours a week of classes at uni I can't believe how heavy the workload was for us.

But hey, we were in Perth, what else are you gonna do :-)

There was more to first year than the classes though. More on that next time.

J G S



GARDEN PALACE BOOK REVIEW #16


Whilst working on Chapter 6 I thought it a good time to look back on what started the inspiration of the book.

It was indeed a story about a ghost in a theatre that to me seemed as boring as hell.

Now don't get me wrong, I love a good ghost story and love going to so-called haunted places.

But this story seemed to lack anything spooky at all to me.

It's a story that a figure of man is sometimes seen in one of he highest boxes of a theatre, some said it seemed to be smoking a cigar, and yet whenever they tried to open the door to get in to see who it was it would not open. Yet once the show had ended the door would unlock and wouldn't you know it, the ghost was gone. They even said that the ghost was often seen with a smaller ghostly companion resembling a boy.

Now I am far too cynical to accept that story and re-tell it because the minute someone picked it to pieces i would be on their side.

Firstly, why didn't they just bring the house lights up during the show if they were that worried?

Secondly, wouldn't the house lights come up anyway at the end so you would see if there was anything there without needing to get in?

But also if you cant tell who it is, how do u know it was a little boy and not a girl next to it?

But ultimately I just thought the story was simply lame.

But! - Imagine if this story was only very small part of an even greater story!

And that concept or idea is what lead to the Garden Palace series being born.

The Garden Palace series answers all the questions I had.

Yes, there was a ghostly figure of a man in that box, and yes, there was a little boy next him.

But who were they? What were they? And how did they get there? And how did they remain unseen?

By following Max Peterson and his gang you will certainly unravel this mystery in time, however things don't always go according to plan and there are others who have their own reasons for keeping this mystery dead and buried.

But before they can unravel the secrets of this mysterious ghost, they need to uncover who the Garden Palace Devil is first.

For that is an entirely different legend in itself.

J G S

Friday, June 28, 2013

J G S HABITAT #4

Ye Olde Musicale Castle

Well the end of another financial year and tax time loomeths.

We left off last Friday night after the football and I was staying out at Ingleburn again.

Saturday was a cold and wet gloomy day and I was hanging out at Mum's with really nothing planned except to go to my sisters that night. But we went over and had drinks and pizza whilst watching the Tigers play Canberra at Campbelltown Stadium. I thought it was quite ironic and humourous that we drove straight past the Stadium in Leumeah to get to my sisters to then watch it on TV. But when you saw those people sitting out in the freezing cold rain you kind of knew you made the right choice.

I stayed at Mum's again on Saturday night then drove back to Redfern around midday. Still rainy and yuck I stopped off at Surry Hills to get some groceries and there were no spaces in the car park, lucky I had my umbrella. I bought stuff to make meals for the week ahead to make things easier, healthier and cheaper. My unit was a mess and so i had planned to clean it up on Sunday and, well, I at least did the dishes.

Monday was back to work and it was a long day to get through. The bad weather continued to make everyone feel gloomy and irritable, including me. That night though I refused to let the weather beat me and I walked down to Newtown Fitness First again to do the cardio whilst watching the football thing. It pissed down the whole way there and back but i was sufficiently tired enough to crash out without being too bothered by the noisy arsehole neighbours upstairs.

I woke up Tuesday morning with a hideous head cold god dammit but as I still haven't signed on the dotted line to be full time, I didnt have any sick leave so I had to go to work to get paid. I bought some cold tablets from the chemist at lunch to get through the day easier. It was usually a gym night but the cold was affecting me too adversely to get any benefit from working out - its not a good thing to workout when sick peoples for many reasons. I crashed out on my lounge that night and woke at 2am and crawled into my bed.

Wednesday I was still the same and kept gobbling the tablets to get through. I was very thankful that I wasn't going to the gym that night. Watched the end of Prime Minister Gillard's reign and felt bad that history will probably mostly remember her for the politics and not the achievements. Whether you agreed with her decisions or not, and I did not agree with all of them, you have to give credit for what she achieved in a minority government in the middle of a war on two fronts being Abbott and Rudd. She must be an incredible negotiator and I hope this country gets to benefit from her skills and talents in another way. I will remember her as that immensely strong resilient successful woman who withstood undue taunts, hatred and sexism. I know I will never see another female Prime Minister in my lifetime after witnessing what this woman copped for being female. Anyway, NSW followed the origin script that night and lost so that the decider would have as much interest as possible. Cynical you ask?

Thursday I just wanted to get through it as I felt hideous with the cold and was running out of tablets. I had a short fuse and felt pissed off all day for no reason. I again had to miss gym that night but I could feel my body was really getting affected by the bug I had and rest was my only salvation.

Which brings us to Friday and I felt considerably better and had a course for the whole day that was an introduction to General Insurance. What an exciting topic that was! Several coffees later I was clock watching. Though there were some interesting details. I never knew for example that Lloyd's of London was not actually an insurer. It's simply a marketplace where insurers inhabit booths to do their business. Yes that was the most interesting fact of the day which gives you a rough idea why I was drinking so much coffee.

At the end of the day we had a team building social drink upstairs of the Macquarie Hotel in Wentworth Street. It's a nice old fashioned room and we had a bar tab so it was all free booze till about 730pm. I think I had about 5 or 6 beers in that time but I didn't feel very drunk. I think they must severely water beers down these days because I would have been hammered on 6 beers in 2 and a half hours I would have thought. I mean I was tipsy and stuff but, you know, I didn't kiss anyone which is usually a good indication of being pissed.

So yeah I walked home and watched the footy and had an early night.

Not a very exciting week but when the weather sucks and you have a crappy cold, just getting through it feels like an achievement. With the weather predicted to continue this way for the whole weekend it's a bit disappointing. But hopefully it wont be for too much longer.

See you next week, hopefully a little dryer and much more healthier.

J G S