GRIPE OF THE WEEK #7 - STUPID SHOES

BEHOLD THE STUPID SHOE!

The stupid shoe is the latest method women are choosing to completely screw up their bodies.

But this style above is quite timid compared to other varieties of super high heels that are being worn all over the world. Take a look at some even crazier styles...

THE 8 INCHER

THE "AS-WORN-BY"
LADY GAGA'S

THE BALLET HEEL
















Seriously?

Women, please tell me, tell everybody, why the hell are you wearing these shoes?

If you ARE a ballet dancer and want to extend the pain into your social life then fair enough.

But as a previous usher, I can tell you, ballet dancers, on the whole don't age well physically.

But even that first shoe, that now looks basic against these monstrosities, is getting commonly worn and mostly by girls who haven't even mastered old fashioned heels.

In fact, i suggest you go back to the old paint tins and string stilts we used to make as kids and work on your balance first.

I have seen many girls stack it in these heels, particularly on stairs. Your brain has no idea how to adjust to your unnatural dimensions. It's like cutting a cats whiskers and expecting it to instantly adapt.

You are all fools if you honestly think this is necessary and you are in for some serious medical bills in the not too distant future. Both for the joint replacements and for the broken bones from all the stacks.

How apt is this lovely pic that's currently doing the round of Facebook

Come on girls, go back to ordinary heels, they will still screw your joints up, but at least you wont fall as much. :-)



Oh and yeah, if you must wear them, best not to go with the mini skirt.

Hello Naomi.

Heed this warning :  you are a danger to yourself girlfriend!

And anyone else you fall on to.

Be excellent to each other.

J G S