TOPICAL SOAPBOX MONDAY #10

KIDNAP SUSPECTS BROTHERS "UNAWARE" OF THREE WOMEN IN CAPTIVITY

These are the brothers of the man who has been charged with kidnapping and raping those girls in America and they swear that they knew nothing about the fact their brother was keeping these women in the house against their will. Well they certainly look like pillars of society don't they.

Now they are also calling their brother a monster and hope that he rots in jail for what he has done. One brother insisted the death penalty is not good enough to punish him, they want him to suffer in jail.
Are these guys intelligent enough to master a reverse psychology campaign tho? Probably not.

They never went past the kitchen because the rest of the house was blocked off when they would visit and they remember that there was always something loud playing in the background to drown out sounds.

That certainly sounds like honest folk to me, I mean if i was blocked out of half my brothers house and realised it was strange how there was sound always blaring so I wouldn't hear anything, I would say the same thing right? I didn't know anything, i was just very suspicious in hindsight!

How ridiculous, is there anyone else believing this is anything but a cut and run?

FINES, CHARGES AND A MORE JOYOUS WATERHOUSE

Well it's all over. The stewards have made their decision. Gai has been charged on two counts but she is pleading not guilty and will argue her position. Singo was fined $15,000 as he pleaded guilty for aggressive behaviour and bringing racing into dispute. Golden boy Tom Waterhouse has walked free being cleared of any charges. I am honestly the only one that wanted to see that annoying tool destroyed?

He has Andrew Johns to thank for that. Good old Johns who pleaded being dumb and getting words muddled. Therefore there was no proof Tom had passed on any info. I'm sure all the people who were told this inside information, if indeed that was true, all would have had such an investment or position in Tom's world to realise it's in their best interests to close their mouths as well as their sense of justice. This would mean that Andrew Johns is easily bought, do we think that could be possible? Surely not, he's an immortal right? Hmmmm. How ironic for a dumb arse to plead stupidity.

He will go back to Nine and squawk with all the other long term gambling commentary team how humorous, fun and essential to being a footballer, gambling is.

Bottom line is these people clearly have too much money and very little morality.




WEIRD HEADLINES : SHOCKING AND NO SURPRISE

SHOCKING

LOVE IS JUST A QUICK CHAT AWAY
240 seconds is all people need to form long lasting bonds.
Shocking because it's still slower than sex... isn't it?

SECRETAN, THE NAME'S JAMES SECRETAN
Ian Fleming wanted Bond to use this name under cover
Shocking because in truth the name was Stevenson... (wink)

VOTE YES FOR U.S. AND AUSTRALIA TO MERGE
A White House petition is calling for these two countries to form one super country
Shocking because this is no April fools gag - this is real.


NO SURPRISE

FIRST TEST OF ABBOTT IR LAWS
Retailers are hoping to extend late night trading without paying penalty rates
No surprise, welcome to the typical liberal pro-business anti-worker IR laws - yay!

SHARKS EMAIL BOMBSHELL
Club doctor warned Flanagan 7 weeks before Danks was sacked.
No surprise, we know this is real, stop hiding behind your lawyers, you're gonna get done guys.

PALMER WONT MAKE PREFERENCE DEALS
Clive Palmer says he will do deals with the people of Australia only
No surprise, he has pissed off all sides of politics by now

J G S